George Carlin Pwns Earth Hour

Written By: Grey - Mar• 31•12

If you haven’t been invigorated, inspired or at least annoyed by George Carlin, well then, internet sirs or madams, you need to get yourself to a morgue – because you must be dead.

In this week’s special edition of Politcal Pwnage highlighting “Earth Hour”, on March 31, we have the late, great Mr. Carlin pwning the environmental zealots and the idea that we as a species think we’re actually any kind of threat to this giant green and blue rock we call, Earth. Whether we are or aren’t isn’t the issue really, it’s the fact that *no one* can match the degree of Pwnage Fortitude that George Carlin consistently expressed. Enjoy.

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99 Problems And A Pwn Ain’t One

Written By: obamatiusprime - Mar• 13•12

Maybe what black Democrats don’t know is that whitey grew up in the burbs, and in doing so, has been totally co-opting black culture since Jack Johnson crossed State lines. What I do know if if you’re gonna step to someone you best represent… the people for whom you’ve sworn to serve instead of getting shown up on the House floor. Perhaps Democrat Alan B Williams just assumed that no one would dare challenge his blackground as he shamelessly read Jay Z quotes he didn’t know off his phone. I don’t think anyone anticipated Republican Dean Cannon to fire back with the actual context of the song and the correct lyrics by heart. All dem bitches know, in Florida Dean’s got tha flo!

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Who’s up to “Piss Off” some Cops?

Written By: Grey - Mar• 12•12

In another slightly unusual turn of pwnage events, we present to you guys who have the audacity to empty their water bottles in public, while attracting some serious attention from the Boys in Blue.

Sure, they look they’re urinating, and sure, they’re out just to garner attention, but what’s really interesting are the cops’ reactions: some are indeed very *pissed* off (would you believe some were disappointed they couldn’t arrest the guy for his innocuous behaviour?) – while others are cool as cop-like cucumbers, and yet it’s a bit unclear what other cops think. What’s pretty apparent however is that’s it always entertaining to see the wind taken out of the authorities’ sails, via some light-hearted comical ownage.

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Kelly Pickler Owned By Fifth Grader

Written By: obamatiusprime - Mar• 06•12

Sometimes some pwnage can be spun to make it political, and maybe we could twist this around to make it some kind of statement on the state of America today. In this case lets just break the rules on the basis of pure entertainment and watch someone get taken to school on a cheezy TV game show by a child. Kelly Pickler, whoever you are, you’ve shamed a nation.

 

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Bart Siberal Is Buzzed To The Moon

Written By: obamatiusprime - Mar• 03•12

We don’t really condone violence on Political Pwnage, but could not resist when we saw an aged Buzz Alderin’s response to Bart Siberel’s ongoing verbal attacks and demands that Buzz swear on the bible he walked on the moon. Of course, Siberel has enormous credentials he’s used to make his documentaries on the subject… okay, so he doesn’t. He’s a bible toting cab driver who thinks he’s the one who figured out the hoax of the century. Buzz knew one way to bring him back to earth… old man strength for the win!

Wait for it…. wait for it…

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