NRA Hero, Glenn Beck, Embarrasses Himself And Gun Owners Everywhere

Written By: Obamatius Prime - May• 11•13

Glenn Beck makes running Political Pwnage easy. When you are lacking for content merely put his name into youtube, filter the last week’s videos, and there’s sure to be some blathering that fits. And here we have Glenn Beck’s address given at the last NRA convention. Beck feels he like he was adding to the annals of “I have been to the mountain top” but really he just comes off as a fire and brimstone conspiracy theorist preaching demagoguery to the choir. He doesn’t just feel it, he claims he’s ‘picking up the torch of Martin Luther King’ as he attempts to weave quotes of the great man of ‘peaceful protest’ with disgusting themes of violence and conspiracy. Fear Mongering as if America is singly focused on a mission to “take ‘er guns” ending by declaring that the words of Jesus are actually the words of Glenn Beck and the will of God is to fight for gun rights. Why then, did FOX fire you Glen?

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Jesse The Body Ventura Water Boards Elisabeth The Boob Hasselbeck

Written By: Obamatius Prime - May• 10•13

Gotta love The Body. From the WWE, to governor of Minnesota, to conspiracy theory show host to… The View. Always entertaining and apologetically opinionated he discusses Water Boarding with Elisabeth Hasselbeck. However she euphemistically refers to it as “enhanced interrogation techniques.” Jesse has some experience on his side and sets her up for a body slam that would make the Hulkster proud.

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Jon Stewart Nails Obama on Guantanamo

Written By: Grey - May• 09•13

The Daily Show, a comedy show wrapped in a news show veil actually does a much better job of breaking down the current events of the day, and calling out the politicians and their flabby-armed performance records.

Enter Stewart, (who typically is very complimentary of the POTUS) and watch as he lays it down on him; particularly how Obama hasn’t been coming through on his promise to close Guantanamo (or even releasing any prisoners).

“Candidate Barack Obama from 2007, with three simple words we don’t say too much anymore,” Stewart reflected, before playing a video of the then-Senator promising that “I’ll close Guantanamo” on the campaign trail. Stewart played another clip of the president reiterating his promise in 2009, and again in 2010, with “two small changes”:

“Make no mistake, we will close Guantanamo,” the president said.

“One. He has gone from I’ll close Guantanamo to what’s taking everybody so long,” Stewart said. “And two. He has added the phrase ‘make no mistake, Aquaman! You haven’t seen the last of me and my plan to weaponize kelp.’”

Click here for the rest of the Pwnage.

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Bill O’Reilly Gets High And Mighty On Drug Use, Fails

Written By: Obamatius Prime - May• 06•13

Bill O’Reilly has got to be on something. That’s pretty much an understatement if you consider ‘crazy’ a drug. Jacob Sullum, the senior editor at “Reason” magazine, wrote a book on drug use and entered the “No Spins” Zone to defend his claims. He was able to bring Pappa Bear back down to earth. By the end O’Reilly is just muttering under his breath while visibly angered.

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https://twitter.com/jacobsullum @Jacobsullum

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The Daily Show Shoots Down Whoop Dee Doo Senate

Written By: Obamatius Prime - Apr• 24•13

When The Daily Show takes aim, you bet bet they hit their target. In the midst of the Boston Bombing drama the senate struck down an amendment that would have prevented the bombers from purchasing their guns. It likely would not have stopped them from hurting people but there’s an undeniable head scratcher in there. Rather than lay it all out in this description I’ll post the three clips and let the pros do what they do best. Your Daily Pwnage.

PS: Be sure to stick around for the third video, gun control whoop de doo, as John Oliver is in particularly amazing form.

 

 

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Broken Bad – Legislated Evil
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Indecision Political Humor The Daily Show on Facebook
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Broken Bad
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Indecision Political Humor The Daily Show on Facebook
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c
Gun Control Whoop-de-doo
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full Episodes Indecision Political Humor The Daily Show on Facebook

Because of TV Network stupidity, Canadians can’t watch the above. Follow the link here to view Canuckleheads!

http://www.ctv.ca/DailyShowwithJonStewart/video.aspx?vp=133487&pub=2955

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