Carrie Prejean, Miss California, famous for her Miss America responses opposing gay marriage and being stripped of her title after breaching her contract with a nude photo shoot has written a book. As you can guess it is filled with some rather controversial topics. Larry King being an interviewer naturally asked her some questions surrounding her settlement. Her response was claiming she wasn’t permitted to talk about it per the terms of the settlement. Larry King pressed on however knowing he was doing no such thing appearing mildly insulted eventually giving up. They go to a caller who asks a question about gay rights. Instead of standing up for what she had just written a book about and chosen to become a spoke woman for Carrie can’t take the heat apparently not knowing what she got herself into. Pure pwnage.

Trying to keep this site from becoming RomneyPwnage.com… (here it comes) but… if you have not seen Mitt’s Romney/Ryan chant, enjoy someone who can’t handle his partner getting some praise, however if you have be sure to catch Joe Scarborough’s reaction to the clip. Unlike many videos you see here Joe is not attacking an opponent. Joe is a former two term Florida Republican Congressman. He’s behind the GOP but “The Chant” is too much for him to take. Mika Brzezinski gives a sincere apology amid the panel’s uncomfortable glances that’s lacking any signs of a staged response. Dropping pretenses she just feels bad for her friend who’s clearly in despair and looking for spiritual assistance. It’s what television, and this site, were made for.

Piers Morgan, who typically supports politicians like Obama, calls out Davis Guggenheim, a relatively well-known documentary producer (“An Inconvenient Truth”) for basically being paid to create a pro-Obama propaganda piece over an actual documentary where the user is typically given both sides of the story and presumably enough information to make up their mind on the subject at hand.

Much of the interview consists of Morgan trying to give Guggenheim an out to show he’s not a complete shill for Obama, but Guggenheim just ain’t biting. Over and over Guggenheim states the only problem w/ Obama was that he did “too many” good things and he wasn’t able to fit them all into the movie. Finally, Morgan tires of Guggenheim’s shilling and says he’s not impartial enough given his admission he believes that Obama has done no wrong; Guggenheim sheepishly agrees.

While there may no ranting or raving, the pwnage still shines crystal clear.

In our recent post of John McCain’s Gentlemanly Pwn Of Michelle Bachmann we gave a pre-amble stating that what was about to follow may be worthy of posting, however lacked the entertainment factor we usually go for in this space. It didn’t matter: the response to McCain’s show of class was quite large.

Enter CNN’s Dana Bash. Approaching the former GOP nomination hopeful was all it took to set her into a full tilt sprint. Well, as fast as you can run wearing heels. Why? She knew what Dana wanted: a simple response to McCain’s speech. She also knew how she looked yesterday. She also knew she had no response to being called out that would not make her look more stupid. So, stuck with one of those pesky reporters? What to do? Easy! Just pretend you have a pressing meeting in the stairwell and run there s fast as you can, because that doesn’t look stupid at all.

As you all may or may not know, Newt Gingrich certainly has a widely coloured past, and almost as many ex-wives to match. But hey, Newt’s gotta do, what Newt’s gotta do.

This week at the South Carolina debate, John King of CNN brings up the allegation that he told his wife he wanted an open marriage. Newt didn’t think his personal life was fair game for the debate and quickly smacks down John King in the process.

Newt you’ve earned your immortalization on the (giving) end of politicalpwnage.com. Welcome.